So, there've been some people who've been saying I'm a crackpot Religions teacher.

GUESS WHAT. I CAN HEAR YOU WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK. I'M FUCKING BIONIC, BITCH.So today, we're gonna have a lame-ass normal class. We're gonna watch a stupid retarded movie on stories from the Bible. Adam and Eve, Noah's Ark, blah blah blah ( Read more... )

[When the brats come into class, they'll find a Holy Bible on their desk, along with these instructions scribbled out in red pen in Hidan's chicken-scratch on a separate sheet of paper:

RELIGIONS CLASS PROJECT: IMPROVING THE HOLY BIBLE IN YOUR IMAGE.
Instructions:Take the Holy Bible on your desk and skim and/or read through it, marking out ( Read more... )